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|Saturday Edition Feature
1. The Shover / The Unseen: Supernatural Politics and the American Right
by Aaron Brewer
When the Republican Party fucks up it's always God's will or someone else's
fault. The recession in America is inherited from the Democrats, the lie
which started the war in Iraq is the fault of the intelligence community,
the war on terror is a war against Satan, and suicide bombers are part of a
superstition about the end days.
Bush is a ghost, a broken record of badly written authoritarian selfhelp
that nods, invokes God and proceeds irresponsibly with an agenda established
by an entity more cabal than presidential cabinet. The Bush administration
isn't arrogant, stupid and corrupt, they are diabolical, either God's
soldiers or possessed. We have to burn Dick Cheny at the stake instead of
trying him for his inventive revolving door of international financial
fuckery; a scandal that, given his righteousness, should result in his
suicide which would either mean he would be dead, or someone would need to
swing a dead cat over his corpse to prevent his return.
President Clinton gave an enthusiastic 'sure' when Monica Lewinsky offered
to show him her thong while in the catacombs of the Oval Office. Wouldn't
you? He used dubious logic to deny it, but he never invoked the occult, he
never said the devil made him do it. He did bad things, but he listened, was
visible, and he was finally accountable to his critics without divine
scapegoating. He understood that the unseen is an intersection involving
choice between the secular and the supernatural and between subjugation and
agency. He chose agency.
It is exhilarating to fuck on drugs, in hidden places, with married people,
in brothels with whores and to whisper in the closet or dance with nymphs
and satyrs in the cathedral of the pines. These are activities and places
that are traditionally unseen, and they have an illicit quality that is
unbearably titillating. We all, including Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton,
delight in intrigue and mischievous rituals. What distinguishes Clinton's
from Bush's misbehavior in the Oval office is both what you choose to do
when you cannot be seen, and more profoundly what your attitude is towards
the power of immunity that the unseen offers.
The unseen is a metaphor that describes conspiratorial agents of subterfuge
and manipulation and a mystical force, the occult or God; neither is
necessarily good or bad, both contain flaws and advantages. When Clinton was
not being watched he indulged his hearty sexual appetite. When Bush is not
being watched he indulges his repellent greed and ghoulish stupidity in the
company of other equally greedy and stupid ghouls. Clinton's sexual reverie
with his intern's g-string was contingent on his sense of deviance, or that
he was sneaking a peak, doing something naughty. And being naughty is all
about knowing you might get caught and thrilling in the anxiety of the
When Bush and his cabinet haunt the unseen they cannot imagine being seen by
anyone, or what would happen if they were caught. They aren't being naughty.
They are playing at the unseen derived from the supernatural, from God,
whose name cannot be spoken, and whose hallowed objects cannot be touched.
Their use of it is compelling because there is no evidence they believe in
the supernatural except as a lingo for obfuscation, but they love it as a
model for power and politics. Frankly, they are authoritarian and they
prefer hierarchy and so they prefer subjugation.
There are the same number of letters in Christian and Democracy, in Islam
and Satan, and in God and Oil. Rhetorically, the war on terror (Terror and
Satan have the same number of letters) is a holy war. If it is merely
foreign policy to spread democracy around the world, it is still a holy war,
not just rhetorically but because the democracy that America is pushing
right now, particularly in the Middle East, is inseparable from the morality
of a fundamentalist evangelical God, based in arcane magic.
There is a nefariousness to the absence, presence and activity that the Bush
White House has refined to a lifestyle. Cheny is a recluse, Bush likes to
turn in early so he isn't out much. The administration designates a petulant
yes man, first Ari Fleischer and now Scott McClelland, to be the press
secretary, and that's it for White House visibility. One suspects they are
moonlighting at very good day jobs or that they have to get Don Rumsfeld
back to his grave by nightfall.
They like to play both sides of the unseen, the secular and the sacred. The
real peculiarity of the Bush Administration and of neo-conservatives in
general is their esoteric network of associations. If they aren't related,
they were members of Yale's Skull and Bones, students of political
philosopher Leo Strauss at the University of Chicago, co-workers at
Haliburton or Lockheed Martin, children of liberals or former liberals,
disciples of Ayn Rand, pals from their years together in past republican
administrations, members of the Texas Rotary Club, or members and
contributors to Project for a New American Century (a conservative think
tank founded in 1997 that, in its mission statement, lays out this
administration's policies). When the stars align they all meet at the house
of the seven gables in Salem, Massachusetts, put on black hooded robes,
practice idolatry and human sacrifice, drink from facsimiles of the holy
grail, then discuss their role as the chosen and read selections from Tim
Lahaye's Left Behind Series.
It's less a government than an episode from Dumas' The Three Musketeers in
which the Cardinal Richelieu and his guard invade the Middle East. On
Devil's Island Bush has a just and benevolent twin brother trapped in an
iron mask. Bush and the neo-cons are sky pilots putting on a magic show. Has
it occurred to George and George W. that their family name has the same
number of letters as Iraq?
In his March 8th, 2003 New York Times op-ed Jimmy Carter made a significant
reference to the role of Christianity in a just war.' He made it clear that
Iraq did not qualify, except to the eschatological or final days theologians
who believe the rapture will start in the Middle East and is imminent. It
was suggested around the same time that presidential advisor Karl Rove and
his sidekick George W. Bush had been participants in a bible group that
studied this theology. Whether this suggestion is accurate or not, there is
a quality of divine destiny to Bush's policies, which actively sidestep
culpability in favor of any available rationale, preference given to those
which involve the supernatural.
Jimmy Carter's Christianity is like the supremely humanist theology spoken
by Martin Luther King. It is an occult without subjugation, a spirituality
that privileges human rights far above the state and offers dignity for all
people derived from self-determination and grace. Both believe we are born
with the right to be free from racism, poverty and militarism. This is very
different from the singularity of Bush's God, or the Moral Objectivism
practiced by the conservative disciples of Ayn Rand, which makes a great
deal of the disavowal of charity as a virtue.
The neo-conservative movement posses the hallmarks of a counter culture, but
instead of using its representations as cultural capital, they choose
invisibility. The conspicuous lack of bling bling, blue hair, or white
sheets and pointy hats, is off-putting, and makes them hard to see. They
have replaced radical jargon with snide glibness. They strategically
camouflage their movements with political spectacle by haughtily dismissing
the United Nations to go mustanging in Iraq. At home they maintain a social
traditionalism, which asserts impassive and antiquated moral standards: The
work ethic, preservation of the church and family, a denunciation of sex
positive culture and the extreme denunciation of drugs (pharmaceuticals are
however acceptable). They abandon and condemn anyone who cannot achieve or
who desires an alternative to these narrow presuppositions for a decent'
life. In fact they seem to be confused by them, gay marriage has got them
all flummoxed. The Republican's intentional and irreverent disregard for
thought or reflection extending beyond their coven, and their refusal to
confront the consequences of their actions is so consistent that it must
surely be a secret mandate.
Like most counter cultures they were formed by alienation. The Right, until
recently, failed to produce a competent intellectual movement. Prior to the
1990s there wasn't a strong conservative presence in American universities.
Starting in 1950s there were right wing outreach programs, like William F
Buckley's National Review, which trained conservative intellectuals and
started think tanks to support them. The result was very hungry neo-cons,
who did not want to simply leave the margins for the mainstream, but to take
control of it. By running back and forth from the private sector to the
Republican hierarchy they succeeded in building an image of conservatism
which could distinguish itself from the radicalism that had previously
characterized the Right, in the form of the John Birch Society, or whatever
KKK related organization David Duke represented.
An element of the unseen is also unseeing, being aggressively blind. It can
act without morality, because it chooses to or because it is a force of
nature and nature has no morality, only imperatives for self-preservation.
An incestuous community is a beautiful idea in the minds of the prehistoric
tribe of the blood bear, where you can eat your dead, and everyone gets
along tranquilly speaking their own special language, but they are incapable
of forming an object which allows them to communicate with others. This is
not a reasonable model of government for a democratic republic and
superpower. We all have Gods that tell us different things, but the
inbreeding in the Bush government has made it so demented that it can no
longer make relevant decisions or policy for a broader community.
Undoubtedly the sex is good, but they need to hump outside their circle.
(c mag's spring issue also features: bruce la bruce on peaches; philip monk
on the roots of white trash; rebecca godfrey in conversation with sam green,
the director of the weather underground documentary; suzana sucic's
exclusive report on a visit with la cicciolina; sarah hollenberg and izida
zorde asking six artists the wrong questions; artist projects by eli langer
and zin taylor)
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2. 04/20/2004: "See You in Court"
by Michelle Kasprzak
In the "art imitates life" department this week, artists Sean Fletcher and Isabel Reichert will soon perform a piece entitled "How To Sue", which will consist of taking the San Francisco-based New Langton Arts gallery to court for copyright infringement. The artists allege that the gallery stole one of their concepts and applied it to a call for submissions and upcoming show at the gallery. The artists presented "Selling Yourself and Not Your Art", a performance focused on the phenomenon of self-help industries, at New Langton Arts. Shortly thereafter, the gallery created a call for submissions based around similar ideas.
Right about now, you may be asking yourself: "Self-help as art? What will they think of next?" This example and other forms of lifelike art are explained by Allan Kaprow, the artist credited with creating the first "happenings": "Despite formalist and idealist interpretations of art, lifelike art makers' principal dialogue is not with art but with everything else, one event suggesting another. If you don't know much about life, you'll miss much of the meaning of the lifelike art that's born of it. Indeed, it's never certain if an artist who creates avantgarde lifelike art is an artist."
Taking the gallery to court for copyright infringement, in a case that the plaintiffs will most certainly lose (will they lay claim to the entire field of self-help and sue Dale Carnegie next?) is perhaps as close to lifelike that art can get in the nation that is arguably the most litigious in the world. The only way that this performance could become more of a spectacle would be to have it presided over by Judge Judy, who delivers compelling performances regularly via cable TV.
The artifice that is television might make this piece a little less lifelike, since the presence of cameras changes everything, and the chances of your case being heard on Judge Judy or other courtroom reality TV shows are rather small. Court proceedings, for most people, are devastatingly lifelike as unwelcome apppointments held in desolate concrete boxes, far away from swarms of cameramen. But a televised court appearance would make Fletcher and Reichert's performance more of a spectacle, certainly - lifelike art meets courtroom reality TV. Perhaps I have a concept forming here - does anyone know someone at NBC? I volunteer to be the subject of the pilot episode, since surely the artists will try to sue me for stealing their idea of litigation-as-art.
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1. Trampoline Hall, Monday 26 April 2004, at Rockit, 120 Church Street Toronto
by Timothy Comeau
I might as well be up front and saw Trampoline Hall (to be written TH in what follows) gets 10 stars, for what are obviously a variety of reasons, but for the purpose of this review I'll try to cover the basics, or why I at least enjoyed it. As I type this, I'm remembering checking out some of the press they'd archived on their website and I think, 'they don't need another glowing review; there's no need to add to that list with things said or thought before'. But then again, the articles featured therein don't really review the shows. It's more about what you missed.
The reviewer tries to turn their experience into a story, and provide photographs for the How-the- People-of-the-Future-Will-Think-We-Looked collection. So this can't be that type of review...no photos for one, and for another, no point in rubbing your noses is what you missed. You've missed many conversations between millions of people, and that never seems to matter, but if you need to know something from such a talk, you get a synopsis, or a accurate retelling, or an expanded book. You missed the conversations Benjamin had with Adorno but you've probably got the ultimate result of that sitting unread on a shelf somewhere.
I go on like this since TH had the aspect of a really good conversation. One of the first reviews I ever wrote for the Saturday Edition was about a really awful roundtable talk I saw at Harbourfront Centre featuring uninspired and washed up has-beens. It didn't make it to screen, which is probably a good thing. Now, the worst part about that talk, which I use as a measure of awfulness in spite of the fact that I've since seen worse, is the way the audience is locked out of the ideas being presented, and we get rambling speculation, as opposed to consideration. Really, TV, for all it's evils, is better than this because at least there's a script in there somewhere, some evidence of thought however puerile. In such a scenario, one can't help but feel that the audience is actually more intelligent than the panelists, who are only on stage because of past accomplishments which are now obscure. In the case of Trampoline Hall, there was no sense of that. Perhaps because we were all approximately the same age, one really had the feeling that intellectually it was a level playing field, and our accomplishments so far in life mean that there was no need to look up or down at anyone, beyond the physical aspect of the speakers being on a stage. So let me polish that metaphor a bit more to say, the distance one looked up at them, (or down, if one was in the balconies) was not great and was inconsequential.
I liked the location, the upstairs of the Rockit bar, with its balconies (which lived up to hosts Misha Glouberman's envisioning of the proper TH venue), beer, plastic cups, chairs, tables and cigarettes. I'm not going to use the word community beyond this sentence, a word being both tired and uninspired, to talk about how nice it is to hang out with strangers for a show in a smoky cub to listen to three people's ideas on things you would not think to talk about otherwise. I've come to think that the point of all education and performing in the world, the art shows, the paychecks, the trips to the library and the bathroom, the links to good reads and torture photos on the net, is all so that we can have mutually interesting conversations over bummed cigarettes and a pint. Following the natural process, food for thought becomes shooting the shit. We get to affirm our mutual interest in each other through a common language.
And TH is all about sharing an interesting conversation in such a context with an audience. Instead of listening to some Guinness philosopher's pet theories at the bar, we instead put them on a stage , and offer them the time to present this idea. And for me this is ultimately what made Trampoline Hall an enjoyable night: that respect was shown to both the audience and the presenters, by giving each time. No interruptions, a question period, and a bathroom break. No squirming and bored panelists there because it'll look good on the CV. The speakers seem generally invested in presenting their thoughts, and by virtue of being there, the audience is willing to listen.
Oh, and this is what you missed: Tyler Clark Burke, spoke about her grandfather who was a New York supreme court justice; the next speaker was Julian Holland, who spoke of slanted suicide statistics and the capitalistic inhumanity present in their bias, and the last speaker consisted of Lee Henderson, who spoke of freeloading: how to do it and what to avoid. This last talk inspired the most laughter.
Related Links: http://www.trampolinehall.net
Rating: ten out of ten
2. ZeD online stories
by Carolynne Hew, ZeD Correspondent
Go to www.zed.cbc.ca and enter the names in the search field.
This season - on line
Coming next season
Season 2 - on line
PETER METTLER & MIKE HOOLBOOM
FREE DANCE LESSONS
Season 1 - on line
COLIN GEDDES & KUNG FU FRIDAYS
THE HIDDEN CAMERAS
BUCKY & FLUFF'S CRAFT FACTORY
PEGGY ANNE BERTON
CHRIS MILLS/JUST LIKE THE MOVIES
Rating: quite a bit out of ten
|The week in review:
May 2 to May 8, 2004
This week was, on the whole, a good week for me. No
one is denying that. There was a satisfying balance of pleasure and accomplishment,
along with quite a few happy surprises. But does it really represent substantive
progress? Is it any better than the week that preceded it?
To provide fair day-by-day comparisons, I used this chart:
|Sun 05/02: It was nice
talking to Scott. And the Korean meal was fun. But this day included way
too much work, especially for a Sunday. **
||Sun 04/25: After a shaky
start (logistical problems, possible symptoms of an oncoming cold), the
day turned around with a fine ending - a very lovely evening of board games
at Room 101. ****
|Mon 05/03: Television!
Sweet, sweet television! I forgot you ever existed. Can you forgive me?
||Mon 04/26: This might
strike some as an excessive or even gaudy way to arrange days of the week.
A Trampoline Hall day right after a Room 101 day? Unorthodox, yes, but the
end result was surprisingly pleasing and well-balanced . ****
|Tues 05/04: Well crafted,
with a beginning, middle, and end. Fried chicken in the park with Margaux
and my bike back from the shop!? An embarrassment of riches. ****
||Tues 04/27: If someone
were to criticize this day as old-fashioned, or even dumb, I suppose I'd
have to agree. But somehow I really liked it. ***
|Wed 05/05: An uncertain
start (does anyone not cancel meetings anymore?), but some pleasant
surprises. The coincidences seemed a little unlikely (could that really
have been my old Commodore 64 he had when he was a kid?) But on
the whole: a good day: sexy, festive, and full of life. ***
||Wed 04/28: A fabulous
party, but it was had by other people. *
|Thurs 05/06: Seemed
lacking at the time. The book launch was okay, but why leave like that,
right before the readings? And all that waiting around for people to reply
to emails. In retrospect, though: somehow more than the sum of its parts.
||Thurs 04/29: This might
have been a truly great day for someone else, but I just can't wake up that
early. The free Spanish meal was nice, but even the Nihilist Spasm Band
was a bit exhausting. Okay, but not worth repeating. **1/2
|Fri 05/07: The Gym.
A walk in Kensington market. Dinner with by parents. The components work,
and work well together. But haven't we seen all this before? **
||Fri 04/30: I can't
even remember anything about this day, and it was less than 2 weeks ago.
I expect more than this. *
|Sat 05/08: If, as Canadians,
we keep pretending that days like this are adequate, we're selling ourselves
||Sat 05/01: You wouldn't
think that the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players and a new no-fee bank
account would work so well together in a single day. But somehow they did!
05/01, you surprised me! ***
A more careful examination supports the initial supposition. This week
outscores last week by a four-to-three margin when compared day by day,
or by 20 to 18.5 when compared using a mathematical total of star ratings.
Of course this doesn't indicate an overall trend. It would be a mistake
to assume that next week will be better, and the week after better than
that. It is especially important that we not let the chart lead to complacency.
Still, it is good to have some evidence of progress.
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